My lesbian friend just called herself a “dick vegan” and i screamed
affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY
JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST βBAD WATERβ
Listen, sometimes youβre swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts
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People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HEβS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah⦠weird
This post is amazing from start to finish
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